make like a tree and get out of here.

I can’t sleep

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omg please ignore the horrendous quality of this image and instead focus on our fabulous duck pouts. mwahh xoxo

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hey, just got in from a hilarious and quite eventful night about the town. Now I need sleep and I have a lovely new throw to keep me nice a cosy so good night xo

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I say this to absolutely everyone that ever brings up the Olympics but…

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here, have an old (ish) picture of me wearing a jumper that isn’t even mine but seems to feature in pretty much every picture I take of myself. I do have other clothes. honest.

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went out last night and met some Irish folk, sacrificed my liver for a good time. Keeping up with the Irish is hard work.

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Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.

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I just earned £30 for playing COD for 4 hours. Babysitting is such an underrated job…

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I really want to go out tomorrow but all my clothes are in the wash and now the washing machine is broken. Does someone want to lend me their washing machine?

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